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In a minute, dear 먹튀검증 player

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Some of you ladies (or men, depending on who wears the pants in the family) may be wondering why the phrase you hear most often around the house is…

In a minute, dear…

“Bubba, turn the damn TV off and clean up the garage like you promised to do this weekend…”

“In a minute, dear… the Donkeys are playing the Elephants and the two minute warning has sounded and I’ve bet the mortgage on the Donkeys. If they lose I won’t have to clean up the garage anymore…”

“Sweetheart, would you mind changing the baby’s diaper now? He’s waddling around the house leaving streaks of baby poo all over the carpet…”

“In a minute dear… I’m playing the Treasure Nile progressive slots and the jackpot is over $400,000 and I want to be the next face on Jackpot Madness and I just KNOW I’m about to hit it. Besides which, if I win, I can afford to hire a nanny to change his diapers so that I can concentrate on beating Jean G’s record of five jackpots…”

“Dad, would you hurry up and finish what you’re doing so that I can get to soccer practice on time?”

“In a minute, dear… I’ve just gotta get this bet down on Timbuktu to win the World Cup finals at 500,000 to 1… and buy some stock in Playtex so I can make some money when you take off your shirt to reveal your bra when you score the winning goal in the Women’s World Cup in 2008…”

“Mom! You promised to make spaghetti and meatballs for dinner – Buffy is coming over for dinner and I told her you made the meanest Italian food in town…”

“In a minute, dear… I’ve got four in a row on my Bingo card and the pot is $2,000 and I just KNOW they’re going to call G52 for my BINGO… besides if I don’t win you won’t have the money to rent the tux to take Buffy to the prom…”

“Grandpa, can you get off the computer so that I can do my homework?”

“In a minute, dear… I’ve just got to finish playing 20x my deposit and bonus so that the casino won’t accuse me of being a bonus abuser… besides which I’m playing with the money I set aside for your university studies… so if I don’t win you won’t have to do your homework anymore…”

“Grammy, Mommy said for you to finish 먹튀검증 rolling those dice so you can take me to the mall to buy new clothes for Barbie…”

“In a minute, dear… Yo ‘leven! Granny needs some clothes for Barbie…”

“Honey, that was the cable company on the phone. They said if you don’t pay the bill today they’re going to cut off our Internet access…”

“In a min…. WHAT?!? You mean I won’t be able to chase that progressive Caribbean Stud jackpot tonight? Hurry up and grab the car keys – I gotta get my clothes on and we’re going to pay that bill NOW!”

 

 

 

 

 

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